welcome to my life.
Abbi. 17. taken <3.
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Post reblogged from A Girl Named Emma ♥
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
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Photo reblogged from don't be shady,be a lady
the white cat is me and the gray cat is life
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Post reblogged from Insert Something Creative Here
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
try taking acid and you`ll be there
ive drank 6 cups of lemon juice nothing is happening except im pretty sure my teeth are screaming
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Post reblogged from Scared in the thought of kissing razors
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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Post reblogged from Scared in the thought of kissing razors
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Post reblogged from This and That
What if our fingers were only as long as our toes
(Source: gundamsel)
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Photo reblogged from A Girl Named Emma ♥
wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
this symbiotic relationship is symbolic of the wonderful relationship developing here. The wombat gains a heightened sense of self-importance and the turtle gets to have a wombat-adorned shell. gorgeous.
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Post reblogged from Scared in the thought of kissing razors
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule)
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Photo reblogged from The Man, The Myth, The Legend
this is how youre supposed to make koolaid
white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in
shit taste like water with batteries in it
if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right
(Source: itwasallaydream)
